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"The cutting-it-close fwick is the standard NASA fwick. If anyone ever asks you, ‘what’s the NASA fwick?’ you go, ‘standard cutting-it-close fwick.’"

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"Words are difficult, and I’ve decided to stop using them."

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"You never have like a, surfer dude come up to you and he goes, ‘WHOOOA! - this whoa is rated 18.’ Never happens."

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"Sometimes I say things, and I’m like, ‘Wah, that might make sense. We’ll just say it and see what happens.’"

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"We could have cloned Hugh Jackman, but no, we cloned a sheep."

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"Logic has no place in science, and everybody know that."

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"I’m gonna kick this thing’s teeth in, like a cow. I don’t know, I’m not a farmer; I assume that’s how you train a cow to do hurdles."

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"Excuse me, I just swallowed my entire brain through my nostrils."

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"'Dan, what superpower would you want?' I dunno, maybe Russia?"

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"Oh, arse! No, I take that arse back. It was defective."

- Daniel Hardcastle