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"This would be a great place to get married. I mean, it’s all white and beautiful, there are people over there shooting at me, there’s an oil rig in the distance; I mean, what more could you want from a wedding venue? Nothing. Truly nothing."

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"You suck! Hahaha! Oh, now you’ve been abducted by aliens."

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"Trees do tend to explode into broccoli, though."

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"Why are there all these radioactive bugs around that can fly through mountains?"

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"Is Canada a world power? No. Thank Justin Bieber."

- Dan Hardcastle
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"It’s fine, I wasn’t using that spine."

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"This is the bit where I both fell in love and my bowels fell out of me."

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"This is what a 1-star hotel looks like: fresh corpse skewered on the thing, still dripping. Yeah, I’m not going to check her, I think she’s dead."

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"Wah! Fuck you! Fuck you and your cloth. Your high-definition cloth."

- Daniel Hardcastle