Dan usually makes no sense, and it's my job to capture those moments. Submissions are always open, but don't send them to the askbox.
And no, I will not add a link to the video.
"Squeaky toy this, bitch!"
- Daniel Hardcastle
"You got a friend in me until it’s funny for me to betray you."
- Daniel Hardcastle
"Thank you very much for watching, and ta-ra. I’m a bastard."
- Daniel Hardcastle
"Oh, I did an impression of food going through you then!"
- Daniel Hardcastle
"Does this bullet taste funny to you? No? Just me."
- Daniel Hardcastle
"It all went wrong because of you! Well, it went wrong because of the guy you just died on. You said you were a registered vet!"
- Daniel Hardcastle
"But then you go and shoot someone in the wherever that was, and he twerks! Oh, what a beautiful backflip! Again, I’m a monster."
- Daniel Harcastle
"We’ve finally found something I’m good at, and it’s shooting people in the head. Yay."
- Daniel Hardcastle
"Nazis were filled with jam. That’s a history fact."
- Daniel Hardcastle
"Let’s go liberate some people from their skulls."
- Daniel Hardcastle