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"Squeaky toy this, bitch!"

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"You got a friend in me until it’s funny for me to betray you."

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"Thank you very much for watching, and ta-ra. I’m a bastard."

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"Oh, I did an impression of food going through you then!"

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"Does this bullet taste funny to you? No? Just me."

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"It all went wrong because of you! Well, it went wrong because of the guy you just died on. You said you were a registered vet!"

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"But then you go and shoot someone in the wherever that was, and he twerks! Oh, what a beautiful backflip! Again, I’m a monster."

- Daniel Harcastle
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"We’ve finally found something I’m good at, and it’s shooting people in the head. Yay."

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"Nazis were filled with jam. That’s a history fact."

- Daniel Hardcastle
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"Let’s go liberate some people from their skulls."

- Daniel Hardcastle